Happy Plague/Festive Devastation Haikus

Plague everywhere, yay!

What a wonderful Monday

Zombies on my lawn

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What a holiday

Destruction galore in town

Armaggeddon now

Magnetic Poetry

Just a quick session of random magnetic poetry.

Life for happy day

Busy, busy busy. That's how life has been for the past three weeks. Two weeks ago was Mulan Jr. for a week at the PAC. Last week was the final week of calculus before the AP prep started, gotta study and finish the chapter strong. This week is The Real Thing up at SC4 all week, and that doesn't even end until Sunday. Oh, and don't forget about the fact that the bars underneath the mattress on my bed are slowly falling off, no big deal, it's only the entire area of my back. So now my mattress is on my floor, which means there's no floor space, no room for my chair, no sitting at the computer, no using my desk, and there's not even enough time to take apart the bunk bed and get my floor back. And now, after being sick for a day, I've got a mountain of work to get done, in only the few hours before I leave for dress rehearsal. My Oma and Opa will be here this weekend as well, while I'm trying to squeeze in the time to finish making up for lost time, and clear out my room in anticipation for my new bed. Spring Break can not come quickly enough.

Gotta Catch 'em All

Gotta Catch ‘em All

Christmas Morning, 6 AM
As Erin and I crept through the living room
Flashlights in hand, eyes open wide
Getting a first peek at the magic of the tree

Erin Bear and Pikachu
Stacks of boxes, seemingly to the sky
And though it was only a couple hours
The anticipation lasted for years

Mom and Dad slowly got up
Their pace seemed like an agonizing crawl
Finally, we’re all around the tree
Paper tears and ribbons fly

And when all is said and done
The final prize, captivating and amazing,
Is mine at last, a golden screen
Of four blocks and 150 to see.

Rules to live by

Wake up early or stay up late,
every minute counts.
Keep an open mind,
but not an empty one.
Make your mistakes and move on,
it's too late to change them.
Knives are sharp,
no need to check.
Don't believe everything you hear or see,
at least smell it first.
Don't stand in the fire,
you won't last long.
Don't listen,
figure it out later.
Don't eat something,
if you can't see it cooked.
Never buy the extended warranty,
on anything. Ever.
Nothing works like it does on TV,
it's called marketing.
Listen to yourself,
it's really the only thought that matters.

My True Names

My real name is Andy
Yesterday, my name was Early Waker
Today my name is The Entertainer
Tomorrow, my name will be Free Beast Tamer
Secretly, my name is King of Knives
My name once was Roo

On Monday, my name is Episode IV: A New Hope
On Tuesday, my name is Monty Python and the Holy Grail
On Wednesday, my name is Groundhog Day
On Thursday, my name is The Return of the King
On Friday, my name is The Lion King
On Saturday, my name is The Dark Knight
On Sunday, my name is Ghostbusters 1&2

Picture #2

The sky appears to be a reflection, or possibly a mountain of some sort. More likely, it's Earth 2, back to get revenge for the end of Crisis on Infinite Earths, when Earth 3 and Earth 1 combined to create Earth Prime. All of the superheroes from Earth 2, who were actually the villains, discover a way to rejump through the multiverse, and in order to exact their revenge, though they can't exact anything, since they were wiped out from the antimatter created by the Anti-monitor. Regardless, they intend to crash earth 2 into earth Prime. All of this was recreated from memory, as it might actually be Earth 4 whose superheroes were villains, it's hard to keep track of.