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Railroad tracks moving to the left, screeching to a halt just out of sight, running off the tracks down a hill with all the color of the world. When will it be back? The passengers all leave the train, glowsticks lighting their way, and their dog Robert Schneider sniffing the way to victory. Then in the forest, they come across a dead body, only it's not a dead body, it's a pinata, emptied of it's golden treasure. Overcome with grief over the murder of an innocent pinata, the man with the hat (there's always one) reveals that he is not a man with a hat at all. Everyone knows that beanies don't count as hats, and so the group is faced to figure out who the real man with the hat is. Interrogation goes on for hours, the millions of passengers are all arguing about how to find out who the man with the hat is. Surprise, the man with the hat was Robert Schneider all along, only it was hard to tell because they all thought it was a very elaborate collar. Tiny Tim ends the chaos with one sounding of the Horn of Gondor, which was quickly answered by the care bear pirates, who use their Men in Black flashers to wipe everyone's memories, convincing them that they were all a part of an elaborate pyramid scheme, which involved pinatas and men in hats.