Rules to live by

Wake up early or stay up late,
every minute counts.
Keep an open mind,
but not an empty one.
Make your mistakes and move on,
it's too late to change them.
Knives are sharp,
no need to check.
Don't believe everything you hear or see,
at least smell it first.
Don't stand in the fire,
you won't last long.
Don't listen,
figure it out later.
Don't eat something,
if you can't see it cooked.
Never buy the extended warranty,
on anything. Ever.
Nothing works like it does on TV,
it's called marketing.
Listen to yourself,
it's really the only thought that matters.